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Strategy, sports, and speed: a perfectly balanced gamer diet.
Grand Strategy
He doesn't play HOI4, he redecorates the world map one color at a time. Historians call it alternate history. Can calls it Tuesday.
Achievement unlocked: The Whole Map Is One Color Now
Basketball
Buzzer-beaters from the couch, ankle-breakers in his pajamas. The virtual refs have a restraining order pending.
Achievement unlocked: Argued With A Ref Who Cannot Hear
Racing
Full throttle, zero apologies. His Horizon garage has better real estate value than most actual garages.
Achievement unlocked: Brakes Are A Suggestion